Tony and Suzanne Marriott's Phoenix Arizona Real Estate Blog

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Let ME Tell YOU....

Let ME tell YOU.......my house is worth so much more than everyone else thinks it is.
 
 
I have washed the floors and shampooooed the carpets every day since I've lived here.
 
I break all the windows and replace them every three months....saves money on window washing.
 
I spend at least an hour a day on the prowl with a fly swatter making sure my home is varmint and critter free.
 
 
The view of the golf course is the best ever.  In fact, truth be told, it's the golf balls that break the windows - not me!
 
I've had my home inspected 6 ways since Sunday, and I challenge anyone to find any fault or blemish with it - it's immaculate!  Or was that the conception?
 
Due to all this I will refuse prospective Buyers the right to any inspection period whatsoever, as there is nothing wrong with the property.
 
It is my goal to set a new world record with the sale price of my home - in fact - I will only take Green Cash - no need for any of those pesky appraisers to be sticking their noses in my business!
 
Now - if you'll excuse me - I forgot I had a previous appointment at the local clubhouse to hear the author read excerpts from "Dementia for Dummies" - although I can't for the life of me remember what it's about......
 
May I respectfully suggest that you:
 
a) Agree to Price it at Market Value
 
or
 
b) Let me refer you to another agent?  

 

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About the Authors - Updated 2018

If you are considering a Traditional or Short Sale of your home in Phoenix, Scottsdale or any location in Maricopa County Arizona, you owe it to yourself to talk with Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty to determine whether Tony and Suzanne Marriott are the best real estate Brokers in the Phoenix and Scottsdale metropolitan area to help you with the Successful Sale of your home.

Tony and Suzanne have personally Listed, Sold and Closed more than a hundred Short Sales with the highest list to close rate in the Phoenix Metro Area!

Tony Marriott - Chief Executive Officer - Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Suzanne Marriott - Chief Learning Officer - Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Associate Brokers, REALTORS
Haven Express
Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Comments

Love your sense of humor.  

Prepare the home well. Price it Right. It will sell.

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist, Probate Real Estate (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) almost 4 years ago

Good afternoon Tony and Suzanne,

Such a demanding owner and here I was going to dust off some of the gold bullion for an offer!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Posted by Raymond E. Camp, Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester (Howard Hanna Real Estate Services) almost 4 years ago

Love your blogs, Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers . Have a great weekend!

-Todd J Garrigus

Posted by Todd & Devona Garrigus, Broker / REALTORS® (Garrigus Real Estate) almost 4 years ago

That seller should also take a club to the siding to give it a lived in look as well.

Posted by Ed Silva, Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally (RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 ) almost 4 years ago

 I've known there has to be a book called dementia for dummies that you are the first to take a page or chapter From that book Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers 

Posted by Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker! (Fathom Realty Washington LLC) almost 4 years ago

I enjoyed reading your post. Thank you for the chuckle. Have a good day.

Posted by Gita Bantwal, REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel (RE/MAX Centre Realtors) almost 4 years ago

I think I just met with this seller's sister the other day...priceless!

Posted by Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400, Long Island Home and Condo Specialists (The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803) almost 4 years ago

Good morning Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers , love it just love it.  They have relatives all over this country.  We meet them from time to time..

Posted by James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results (Fathom Realty) almost 4 years ago

Thank you Kathleen Daniels and - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

ROFL Raymond E. Camp - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

Thank you Todd & Devona / Garrigus Real Estate Group very much appreciated and - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

There's a thought Ed Silva - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

There's more where that came from Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, Broker, Tacoma Washington  - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

You are most welcome Gita Bantwal - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

I believe this Seller does have a sister Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Call 631-805-4400 (c) - in New York if I'm not mistaken! - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

Always keep oneself between the Seller and the exit James Dray - thanks for stopping by with a comment!

 

Posted by Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers, Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty (Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area) almost 4 years ago

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